Hey guys Vera and Mona again this time we are rating new yorker vampire cartoons and meditating on their symbolic impact. This is the ONLY blog where real vampires will weigh in on contemporary vampire cartoons.
1. 
Vera: I am a big fan of this, classic rivalry at its best, they are so mad at each other but i can tell they are having fun. The werewolf leg reminds me of my own #noshavenovember.... i guess vampires and werewolves really do have something in common after all (hairy legs) ;)
Mona: UM. These freaks? They are NOT fighting. This is NASTY. Moving on.
2. 
Vera: Interview with a vampire? More like interview with a magician amirite lol. Anyways this is so me in an interview except without the top hat.
Mona: I hope this is nighttime because otherwise interviewing a vampire would be very difficult. I can see how the top hat might offer some protection, but it's silly.
Mona: You're in for a load of trouble, buddy.
Vera: He is probably watching Youtube Shorts.
4. 
Vera: Lol he is so young i am one thousand years old and I would NEVER play pickleball this younger generation has no sense of dignity,
Mona: What's pickle ball?
5. 
Mona: Where are they meeting that would cause this type of interaction to happen? Plus, doctors are famously atheists and vampires hate apples. unrealistic.
Vera: Me when I am trying to trade an apple for a cross but both me and the guy I'm trading with just got pepper sprayed by an unseen third party.
6. 
Mona: He looks more like Spock than Count Orlok.
Vera: The endless march of days into centuries have left him numb to the seductive call of the telephone.
Hope this helps!
xoxo Vera and Mona
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