Sunday, January 4, 2026

We Rate Pictures of Vampires

 Hey guys its Vera here today me and Mona will be rating pictures of vampires we found on the internet based on how much we like them and also we will be deciding if they are real.


Picture #1:


Vera: I like this guy a lot I think he is definitely a real vampire.

Mona: He borders on werewolf-ish, but the thing is that vampires do kind of draw a fine line between vampire and wolf, because wolves do have very vampire-ish tendencies and vampires have very wolf-ish tendencies. It makes me wonder... are we that different, really? And also I like the smoke in the background.


Picture #2:


Mona: Makes me feel like an orphan, gazing into the eyes of tha last creature i see. Again with the werewolves, a full moon in the background.... how different are we...?

Vera: He reminds me of Gerard Way.


Picture #3:


Vera: This vampire did throw me off a bit at first, because why does he seem avoidant of the bat? That made no sense so at first I thought he wasn't a real vampire. But then I thought maybe it is his roommate and they are having an argument and he is being really annoying or something. So I think this one is real.

Mona: Reminds me of the man in the moon, who IS a vampire. I don't know how to feel about the blood droplet on his napkin. The shade of the blood in his cup is different than the shade of blood on his napkin... hmmmm. I do think he's real, but I have some questions.


Picture #4:

Vera: I do not think this vampire is real. Only girl vampires can have septum piercings, also if he is so well groomed why would he leave blood on his face?

Mona: He definitely has Alexandria's genesis. Not a vampire.



Picture #5

Vera: This vampire is sooooo scary. 100% real.

Mona: He has a red tie: he has freshly eaten. Very clean.


Picture #6:

Vera: 3 baddies having a meal. so real.

Mona: This is really cute. I like how well they are sharing without fighting. I like that they're eating out of a frisbee, too.


Picture #7:


Mona: Gary Oldman if he was stretched out a little more, and was evil. Only on the right hand side though. On the left hand side so sexy and kind.

Vera: Mar-A-Lago face for vampires. Sad trend :(



Hope this helps!

xoxo~ Vera and Mona












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